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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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First customer walks in. It’s this old dude, right? He’s got a mustache that could house a family of squirrels. He orders a cappuccino, but like, he wants it “extra foamy.” I’m like, “Dude, I can’t just summon foam from the heavens.” But whatever, I whip it up. He takes a sip, looks me dead in the eye, and says, “This ain’t foam, it’s a cloud!” I’m like, “Well, welcome to Bilohirsk, where clouds are made of milk.”

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